Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. Get it? A funny (or bad) Christmas joke is one of the best ways to bring the family together during the holidays. With the stress of exam season and deciding what gifts to get your loved ones, the Christmas season brings a lot of joy and excitement. If you ever need a good laugh to get into the holiday spirit, check out some of these hilarious Christmas jokes!
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
- Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care!
- What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
- Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
- How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santa-tizer.
- What do you call a blind reindeer? No-eye deer.
- Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots? He was caught picking his nose.
- What’s a reindeer’s favourite singer? Beyonsleigh.
- What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.
- I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present. It’s a gift.
- What’s every parent’s favourite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
- Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit?
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.
- What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael Googlé!
- What comes at the end of Christmas Day! The letter Y!
- Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon? It needed a little trim.
- What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
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